Life as a Serial Dater

Life as a serial dater isn't easy. Juggling one man at a time is hard enough when you work, talk to your family and have friends. And what about shopping? Watching Law & Order? Needless to say, it's tough.

Why am I a serial dater, you ask?

1. I do not like commitment. Blame it on my parent's divorce, our "hot is only hot for a minute" culture, whatever. I just don't like it. I may like it one day. I do know a girl has to give the gig up at some point in her life. Maybe... But for now, that's the case.
2. It's fun. Who doesn't like trying new things? Who doesn't enjoy those first few weeks of courtship? It can be very thrilling.
3. I get tired of people easily. Yeah, I guess you can call it that. Or maybe I just don't like putting up with people's crap for too long. Isn't that what we women are almost taught to do? "Yes darling, he's not perfect. But, it could be worse. You could be single!" Gag me now. If this life as a serial dater is ever going to end, he's got to be pretty damn un-tiring.

So. There you have it. I'm a serial dater. And I love it. Yes, it may get old some days. It may get boring listening to your friends calling you out on it. But, it's worth it. What person, male or female, wouldn't want this lifestyle? Who wouldn't want their friends saying they "have that sparkle in their eye?" I know that sounds gay, but they do. My friend Sarah swears I can get any guy to ask for my phone number. It drives her crazy, too. Not true though, I promise. But pretty close.

Two quick things if we're going to continue: Don't think bad of me. I am not a whore. Well... a make out one perhaps. Seriously, that is it. I will suck face with many a cute boy, but I draw the line pretty close to that. Just thought you needed to know.

I'm not the most beautiful girl you've ever seen. Sure, I'm cute. I'm fine with that. I've always said that beautiful people are taken advantage of. They can either never live up to their physical image or they are always struggling with the higher goals others give them. I whole-heartedly believe that more beautiful people are depressed than cute ones.

Feel free to read on if you're interested in becoming a serial dater. I hope that my words of wisdom will help you out. It's a hard job, but somebody's got to do it.

And if serial dating isn't for you, that is perfectly swell. At least this blog will give you a few good stories to tell your significant other.

Thanks for reading. I'll be back after my next date!